raping black women

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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