Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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whats the capital of congo famine

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "It sure is hot in here". The other muffin says, "Yeah like 350, 375".

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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