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  • No no no its " why did the monkey fallnout of a tree?" "because it was dead" "why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?" "because it was stapled to the first monkey" Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

  • "How does the monkey hide in a jungle?", "Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" ,"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?" "A native picking cherries"

  • Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? Because loggers were destroying its habitat by cutting down the tree thus causing the monkey to loose balance and fall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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