What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Women's rights

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy are stranded in the middle of a desert. After many days of not finding food, water, or shelter they contemplate cannibalism to survive, but can't decide who to eat. The mexican dies first for an unrelated reason

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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