i like men but im not gay

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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