- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

T-Dog scare me

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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