What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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