why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Turkeys are obese

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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