why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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