Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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