Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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What's your name? You tell me.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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http://www.youtube.com/user/SWkangaroo

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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GIVE

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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