Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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my bubbles!

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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