My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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Dusters blow stuff.

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a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Bitch

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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Anti Joke

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