- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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