Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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say it aloud and fast: •im sofa king stew ped •ice bank mice elf •alpha Q •mike hunt •mike ock

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

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Why didnt the deer move out of the street when the guy yelled at it? Because deer are a very sensitive species you should try asking politely next time.

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what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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Whats better than winning a gold in the special olympics? Not being a retard

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

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So these two guys are in this barn f!@#$%^ this owl! no terms of service were available but i posted anyway cuz i just didnt want the best anti to be missed!

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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I'm Halarious.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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