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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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