Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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