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  • why did nobody help her up? because she has no friends

  • knock knock whos there not suzie.

  • Why did suzie have no arms? She was a potato

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  • Why did suzi falll off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get up because she had no legs. why didnt anyone help her? She had no friends What did suzie get for christmas?cancer Why didnt a doctor help her? because she was still under the swing REAL STORY GUYS YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG

  • The whole version is: Why did Susie fall off the swing?? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Whos there?? Not Susie. There was and explosion. Where was Susie?? EVERYWHERE!!

  • why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because someone threw a fridge at her

  • Why couldn't susie hold her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

  • Why DIDN'T she fall off the swing? Because of the horrible, horrible man that stapled her to the swing set.

  • why did susie fall off the swing... she had no arms, knock, knock.. whose there... not susie, where did susie go when the bomb came?... everywhere

  • Soooooooo Mean Horrible But Fuking hilarious LOL Who Leaving the site with you...exactly...Not Susie LMAO:D

  • Soooooooo Mean Horrible But Fuking hilarious

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