Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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