What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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