So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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