A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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