When u outside and the suns out.....stand under raysean u will see a solar eclispe

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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what did say when he created the first black Wow you are the first non-white I made

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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A penguin bikes to a bakery, the baker asks him "what kind of bread do you want?" Penguin replies "it doesn't matter, im biking"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and have a conversation and eventually they leave.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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Hello

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Why did the chicken cross the road? While I can never be entirely sure, I would assume that there was something on the other side which has peaked its interest.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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Top 10 Signs You Might Be Lonely and in Need of a Friend 10. Your closest friend has a skull tattooed on his knuckles and goes by the nickname bruiser. 9. You are becoming a little too fond of chess and pocket protectors. 8. You parents complain that your friends are a "Pack of wild chickens"-and it's not a figure of speech. 7. You follow your mailman around in hopes of a good conversation. 6. A cop pulls you over for speeding, and you add him to your Chistmas card list. 5. Your equation for a snappy party = TV remote + bean dip. 4. You forward e-mail jokes to yourself regularly. 3. You six best friends are Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel. 2. You've named all of your roaches. 1. Phone solicitors hang up on you!

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident

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Anti Joke

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