What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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What's the difference between a duck

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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WNBA

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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