My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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