- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

the WNBA

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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balls

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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