Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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An old woman and her grandson arrive at the hospital, only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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