A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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Knock Knock.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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Trashcan!

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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guest what i love pancakes

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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