A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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The WNBA.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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HOLY COW!

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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