Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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