What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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German sausage is the wurst

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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american government

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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