What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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obama

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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