Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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rent a cops

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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you

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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Cripples are lame.

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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