- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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