Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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