Roses are red Violets are blue Fvck this poem I'll just go play video games.

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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your face

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Once upon a cross

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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