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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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It says so on your cap.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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What does a man like. food.

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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