1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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