every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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