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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Boob

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Hitler is my role model

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

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