Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Anti Joke

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