Flop dog

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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