your so fat. your fat!

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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