What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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Women's rights.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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