sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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Canada

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

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