Roses are red, violets are purple.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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TIMMAH!

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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Three blind mice walk into a pub. They are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humor from it would be exploitative.

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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10inch nice

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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1+1=2

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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