Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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My kids are mistakes.

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the cow goes moo

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: Women's rights.

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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Racial Equality.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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How do you sleep? With a knife I just saved a lot of money by switching to Geico......with a knife I'm going to the restroom, with a knife. How do you do a back flip with no hands? With a knife. What is 2 plus 2? The answer is 4, with a knife. Would like you like to go see a movie with me...with a knife? Today, I'm going to show you how bake a strawberry chocolate cake...with knife. I'm sorry, you have the wrong number...with a knife. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side....with a knife. A man walks to a bar and orders a shot of vodka....with a knife. Omg, I just saw Miley Cyrus at the mall today....with a knife. In Soviet Russia, blah blah blah, with a knife. How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? 1, with a knife. I'll be back in time for dinner, I'm going to the gym and work on my abs....with a knife.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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