What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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