What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Bloody kids ...

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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anti jokes are really funny

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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