Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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