How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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a Jew had a small nose

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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What happened to Mitchell after he left the store? He walked

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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