What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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What did the DJ play at the disco? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill? Confused, mind bruised, it seeps out It seeps out, it seeps out Face down, home town looks so grey Looks so grey, looks so grey Convexed you bend, twist and shout Twist and shout, twist and shout Stand up brush off get moving Get moving, get moving What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) Face down, home town, face down, home town Face down, home town, it looks so grey (x4) What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/monster_lyrics_automatic_the.html All about Automatic The: http://www.musictory.com/music/Automatic+The

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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