Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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