Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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Women's rights.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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