Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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Poop.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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