Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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rent a cops

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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you

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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