Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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peter charastabopouloulous

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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