YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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A cat playing laser tag.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Whats blue and smells like grass? Boise States football field

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A women president

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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