Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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A tiger walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gets him a drink because he would rather not get vigorously consumed by a mighty beast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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When u outside and the suns out.....stand under raysean u will see a solar eclispe

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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