whats 2+2? 1

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Chuck Norris died.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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