What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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