your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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nolan is gay

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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A tiger walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gets him a drink because he would rather not get vigorously consumed by a mighty beast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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When u outside and the suns out.....stand under raysean u will see a solar eclispe

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