What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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Nah

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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