A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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What can fly? Lots of things

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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Thank you for helping to save the animals. You may send your donation as a check to "Anti-Joke" at 555 Main Street, Anytown, CA.

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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