What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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read this

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Justin Bieber.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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