what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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I can't think of a joke!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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