What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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