Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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black people

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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The Princess is in another castle

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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