What you reading? reading?

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I am homeless, Can I have some food?

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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Gangnam style

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: Nooooo! Darth Vader: Yes.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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