- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

"Knock knock" Come in!

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

Dylan is gay

What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? Nothing, two different species cannot propagate and gene splicing isn't advanced enough to separate the specific traits of an organism.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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