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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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