Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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ask me if im a door yes

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Women's Rights

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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