What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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Gay's rights

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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test

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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