Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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so... how about that airplane food

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Your Mother

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

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