Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Anti Joke

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