What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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