A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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