A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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( o Y o )

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Why? Whats wrong?

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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