Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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ASSCHEEKS

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Farts smell bad!

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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