Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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pedophile

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Andy Carrol

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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