What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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