How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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i have two hands.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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Punchline.

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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Dislike this, and I kill myself.

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